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I’ll need all that and more to survive my uncle’s wrath, but if he wants a fight, I’ll make damned sure he gets one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dfoje\" data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eLara Croft\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e meets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Howling\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in this action-packed fantasy thriller series that will keep you on the edge of your seat. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"30umq-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003eHere's what readers are saying:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dfoje\" data-offset-key=\"8md1u-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"8md1u-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"8md1u-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003e\"Tamara Bentley is a badass!!! 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I was literally addicted, laughing out loud like a crazed lunatic.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dfoje\" data-offset-key=\"2fkat-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"2fkat-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"2fkat-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003e\"Fans of urban fantasy and paranormal creatures seriously should consider this book as their next read.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"dfoje\" data-offset-key=\"1h69-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"1h69-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"1h69-0-0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-text=\"true\"\u003e\"Super entertaining! 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Something is terrorizing the inhabitants of the Garden State, leaving a trail of missing persons and mutilated bodies in its wake. All signs point to the Jersey Devil, a creature long considered a hoax even in the cryptozoological community. 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