{"product_id":"half-a-prayer-audiobook","title":"Half A Prayer - A Horror Comedy (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTERROR LURKS BELOW AND IT'S ABOUT TO SURFACE.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy name is Bill Ryder. With Armageddon rapidly approaching you’d think I’d have my priorities straight, but you’d be wrong. Sidelined from action and with too much time on my hands, I’m stuck obsessing about the ladies in my life, lethal as most of them might be. Too bad it’s a distraction I can ill afford.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed my way. To make matters worse, I’ve been deemed a traitor by the Draculas, the ruling coven of the vampire nation. 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