{"product_id":"scary-dead-things-audiobook","title":"Scary Dead Things - A Horror Comedy (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S STILL NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSix months ago, I was bitten by a vampire and subsequently recruited into a coven of undead assholes. That was bad enough for my already strained social life, but now shit’s getting surreal in the world of the weird.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNew and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem to deal with but, thanks to being a rare type of vamp, I seem to have a target on my back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs if that wasn’t bad enough, one of the most powerful immortals on the planet wants my head because his crazy-ass daughter is infatuated with the rest of me. Trust me, it’s a toss-up which fate is worse.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I’m the scariest dead thing of them all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e----------\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eJoin Bill Ryder in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eScary Dead Things\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– book two of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e, the vampire comedy series that'll leave you laughing from dusk till dawn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet your hands on\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e today and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenres\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Urban Fantasy, Horror Comedy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNarrated by\u003c\/strong\u003e: Christopher John Fetherolf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~7.5 hrs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e DRM-free MP3 or Cloud Player\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/scary-dead-things-the-tome-of-bill-2-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eListen to a sample on Soundcloud\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/bill-the-vampire-the-tome-of-bill-1?si=7936962d10c645eaa3775b6f467c32bb\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42012674621573,"sku":"Bill_2_Audio","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/7918\/8869\/files\/scary_dead_things2.jpg?v=1792783993","url":"https:\/\/store.rickgualtieri.com\/products\/scary-dead-things-audiobook","provider":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}