{"product_id":"the-mourning-woods-audiobook","title":"The Mourning Woods - A Horror Comedy (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eVAMPIRES VERSUS BIGFOOT. WINNER TAKES ALL.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy name’s Bill Ryder and I program games for a living, despite being undead. That means I’m mostly content to stay home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr at least that\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ewas\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethe case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s where I somehow come in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vampire nation has ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of foul-tempered Sasquatches, but that’s not even the worst of it. Our enemies obviously want me dead, but it seems some of our allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure who’s got my back and who’s trying to stick a knife in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick some bigfoot butt in order to stop this war and uncover the conspiracy that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExperience a hilarious adventure like nothing you’ve ever seen with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Mourning Woods\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e – book three of the bestselling \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eTome of Bill\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e horror comedy series.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you love\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Dresden Files\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Preternatural Chronicles\u003c\/i\u003e, or\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Montague \u0026amp; Strong Case Files\u003c\/i\u003e, then the Tome of Bill will pummel your funny bone like an angry Bigfoot collecting an overdue debt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenres\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Urban Fantasy, Horror Comedy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNarrated by\u003c\/strong\u003e: Christopher John Fetherolf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~9.25 hrs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e DRM-free MP3 or Cloud Player\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/the-mourning-woods-the-tome-of-bill-3-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eListen to a sample on Soundcloud\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/scary-dead-things-the-tome-of-bill-2-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/bill-the-vampire-the-tome-of-bill-1?si=7936962d10c645eaa3775b6f467c32bb\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42012688220293,"sku":"Bill_3_Audio","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/7918\/8869\/files\/The_Morning_Woods.jpg?v=1792783993","url":"https:\/\/store.rickgualtieri.com\/products\/the-mourning-woods-audiobook","provider":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}