{"product_id":"the-wicked-dead-audiobook","title":"The Wicked Dead - A Horror Comedy (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE MUST BECOME ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy name’s Bill Ryder and I’m told I have an important destiny. I just didn’t expect it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, my old D\u0026amp;D group, and a pregnant witch. Whatever the case, it’s finally time for me to accept the prophecy hanging over my head – stupid as it might be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrdered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, I’ll need to confront an invincible undead warlord. He’s everything I’m not – strong, ruthless, and possessing six-pack abs. Worse, he’s about to unleash a godlike being of unimaginable power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs enemies line up to kick my ass and the vicious beast inside me tries to claw its way out, I’ll need to stand tall and embrace my fate. If I succeed, I might just stop the coming apocalypse. But if not, then an unquenchable evil will arise to curb stomp me, my friends, and everything else I give a damn about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy can’t the end of the world ever be easy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Wicked Dead delivers a rollercoaster ride of bloody fight scenes, geeky in-jokes, and breakneck-paced action, offering the perfect vampire must-read for the 21st-century adult. For horror comedy fans who crave humor, suspense, and unforgettable characters, this installment of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e series will sink its teeth straight into your funny bone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenres\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Urban Fantasy, Horror Comedy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContent Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNarrated by\u003c\/strong\u003e: Christopher John Fetherolf\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e ~15 hrs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e DRM-free MP3 or Cloud Player\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/the-wicked-dead-the-tome-of-bill-7-sample?si=3b985416a75e49e78b3e1403758a70d9\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eListen to a sample on Soundcloud\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/half-a-prayer-the-tome-of-bill-6-sample?si=3b985416a75e49e78b3e1403758a70d9\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/goddamned-freaky-monsters-the-tome-of-bill-5-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/holier-than-thou-the-tome-of-bill-4-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/the-mourning-woods-the-tome-of-bill-3-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/scary-dead-things-the-tome-of-bill-2-sample?si=0f3e5d0d3e7b481999aa0b665faf3e80\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/rickg13\/bill-the-vampire-the-tome-of-bill-1?si=7936962d10c645eaa3775b6f467c32bb\u0026amp;utm_source=clipboard\u0026amp;utm_medium=text\u0026amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\" title=\"Listen to a sample on Soundcloud\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42012707750021,"sku":"Bill_7_Audio","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/7918\/8869\/files\/The_Wicked_Dead.jpg?v=1792783993","url":"https:\/\/store.rickgualtieri.com\/products\/the-wicked-dead-audiobook","provider":"Horror Comedy Author Rick Gualtieri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}