FAQs
Welcome to my online book shop. There's no middlemen, no credits, and no monkey business. Just fun stories and nonstop entertainment. Let me be your guide as you prepare to escape this reality and visit whole new worlds filled with monsters, mayhem, and adventure. Happy Reading!
GENERAL FAQS
Which title should I start with?
The lazy answer is whatever book catches your interest. That said, I have multiple series across different genres, so my suggestions are:
Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill 1) - a foul-mouthed horror/comedy about geeky vampire Bill Ryder - perfect for readers looking for chills, thrills, and tons of laughs. There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them.
The Girl Who Punches Werewolves (High Moon 1) - an action-packed urban fantasy adventure. Meet Tamara Bentley. She's half-witch, half-werewolf, and stuck in the middle of a supernatural cold war. The only thing both sides can agree on - she's an abomination who needs to be destroyed.
Bigfoot Hunters (Tales of the Crypto-Hunter 1) - a gory, blood-soaked adventure for fans of cryptids and survival horror. Trapped in the woods, far from any help, mankind is about to become the endangered species!
All that said, I'm proud of each and every book I write. Personally, I don't think you can go wrong with any of them.
For more details and information on all of my titles, please visit my website.
What's the difference between this website and rickgualtieri.com?
In a nutshell, this website serves as my direct online shop where you can purchase books directly from me, the author.
RickGualtieri.com, OTOH, is my main author website. There you'll find more in-depth information with regards to new releases, my full catalog, buy links, my newsletter, and more. Please be sure to check it out.
What if I prefer to buy my books on a different website?
Not a problem. RickGualtieri.com has all the information you need on where you can find my titles.
Have a question about the availability of my books, then please feel free to contact me.
Why can't I find the book(s) I'm looking for here?
Some books might not be available for direct purchase due to distribution agreements with book platforms or publishers.
For instance, several of my eBooks are exclusive to Amazon's Kindle Unlimited program.
Things are always changing, though, so please check back often for updates, and be sure to visit RickGualtieri.com for my full catalog of books as well as where they can be purchased.
AUTOGRAPHED BOOK FAQS
When will my book(s) ship?
It all depends on my current inventory. If I have a title in stock, it'll ship within two business days. If I'm out, then it typically takes 2 to 3 weeks for me to get a replenishment order.
When you write a message in the book, is it friendly or are you going to call me a slice of moldy dick cheese?
My dedications tend to be pretty friendly/tame by default. If you’re looking for something a bit spicier, though, drop me a line when you place your order. I aim to please.
What do you charge for shipping?
Shipping and Handling starts at $7 and is calculated at checkout. That said, all books are shipped via media mail to keep costs down on both our ends.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Not currently. Stay tuned, as this shop evolves, I plan on adding more options.
What about tax?
NJ sales tax will be applied at final checkout where applicable.
How do I personalize my book?
There's a customizable "Make it out to..." text box on each book's product page. Please fill it out to personalize the dedication.
What if I don’t fill in the “Make it out to” field?
Then you’ll simply get my signature.
That said, if you're ordering multiple books for different people, please let me know which ones you'd like a personalized message for if not all.
What if I don't want an autograph?
If you'd prefer a non-autographed copy instead, just let me know. I'll try not to be insulted.
What about books you’ve co-authored?
Unfortunately, due to the logistics of time and distance, it’s not feasible for me to obtain the autographs of my co-authors for books sold here. Please reach out to them to make arrangements regarding an autograph.
What is the trim size of your books?
All paperbacks are 5×8 trim. Hard covers are 6×9.
Do the hardcovers come with dust jackets?
No. All of the hardcover books sold via this site are printed via case laminate (directly on the cover).
What is your print book return policy?
I have a 30 day return policy. Please note, you are responsible for shipping costs. That said, my goal is to delight you not tick you off. So, if there’s ever any problem with shipping, please use my contact form to reach out to me.
What's the deal with clearance books?
Sometimes when I update a cover or formatting, I'm left with excess on-hand inventory of older designs. Rather than throw them out, I prefer to offer them to you at a significant discount.
They're the same stories you know and love, just with branding that's a little outdated.
All clearance books, regardless of series or length, are $10 apiece plus shipping and come signed.
Please note: quantities are limited. So, once they're gone, that's it.
EBOOK & AUDIOBOOK FAQs
How do I listen to Audiobooks purchased here?
After you make your purchase, you'll be given a link to download your book(s) from a service called BookFunnel. Once there, you'll have several options. You can download Bookfunnel's mobile app and listen through that. You can listen via the cloud through your web browser. Or you can download DRM-free MP3 files of the entire book to listen however you please.
How do I choose my preferred ebook reader or format?
After you make your purchase, you'll be given a link to download your book(s) from a service called BookFunnel. Once there, you'll have the option to choose between a wide variety of ebook devices, including: Kindle, Nook, Kobo, mobile, and desktop readers. Or you can simply choose to read your book right there in your web browser.
What is your ebook and audiobook return policy?
All digital sales are final. That said, my goal is to delight you, not annoy the crap out of you. So, if there’s any problems downloading your book(s), please use my contact form to reach out to me.