Bill The Vampire - A Horror Comedy (Audiobook)

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name’s Bill Ryder and I used to enjoy D&D, cold beer, and not getting my ass kicked by monsters. Sadly, that all came to an end the night I met Sally, a blonde bombshell with a sharp wit and even sharper teeth.

Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead pricks who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, is looking for any excuse to put me out of his misery. There’s just one small catch. I'm a rare breed of vamp, one who’s immune to his control and not afraid to tell him where to shove it.

Good thing too because my roommates would rather set me on fire than help, while Sally's too busy exploiting me for personal gain. Talk about a freaking dumpster fire. I might be a bloodsucking predator of the night, but if I don't get my act together, I'll end up at the bottom of the food chain.

Bram Stoker meets Revenge of the Nerds in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.

Here's what readers are saying:
"Crass, crude, and clever as all hell."
"I found myself laughing until my sides hurt."
"The perfect mix of nerd and urban fantasy."
"The humor stabbed me in the funny bone like a harpoon."
"The best part of Bill? He knows he's a nerd and is okay with it, but is still a smartass."
"This. Is. Hilarious!"
"I've read all the books and can say that it's one of my favorite series.
"Fast-paced, action filled, fun, and sarcastic."
"Fun and moving, like a good cup of coffee."
"The whole series is full of action, laughs and great characters."
"Before I knew it I was finished and left wanting more." 
"This book made me laugh and roll my eyes in the best of ways." 

Genres: Urban Fantasy, Horror Comedy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
Length: ~7.5 hrs
Format: DRM-free MP3 or Cloud Player
Listen to a sample on Soundcloud