Bill The Vampire - A Horror Comedy (Paperback)

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name’s Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.

Problem is, I didn’t stay dead.

Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me – not to mention better looking. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts.

It might be because he can’t control me, or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Whatever the case, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven.

If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy.

Things don’t look good. I might be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain.

Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.

Here's what readers are saying:
"Crass, crude, and clever as all hell."
"I found myself laughing until my sides hurt."
"I made the mistake of listening to this series at work. Now, my coworkers think I’m some kind of cackling weirdo."
"The perfect mix of nerd and urban fantasy."
"These books are a great blend of Buffy meets Big Bang Theory."
"The humor stabbed me in the funny bone like a harpoon."
"The best part of Bill? He knows he's a nerd and is okay with it, but is still a smartass."
"This. Is. Hilarious!"
"I've read all the books and can say that it's one of my favorite series.
"Fast-paced, action filled, fun, and sarcastic."
"Fun and moving, like a good cup of coffee."
"Cool story of a regular guy thrust into the world of the undead. Loved it."
"The whole series is full of action, laughs and great characters."
"Before I knew it I was finished and left wanting more." 
"This book made me laugh and roll my eyes in the best of ways." 

Genres: Urban Fantasy, Horror Comedy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.
Page Count: 346